Monthly Archives: April 2014

Stop Pikettying on Me

Hi, I’m David Brooks, and thank God, because there’s a specter haunting the beloved capitalism that brought me, through sheer force of my unbelievable work ethic, into the four-million-dollar mansion in which I now write this. As I compose, I’m … Continue reading

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Obama’s Waning Manhood

Folks, I’ll try to be brief here.  As I pull out and stare at my Johnson, caressing its tightly bound seams, flitting across its roughly cut edges, and imagining his epic resistance to release while fretting over the declining moral … Continue reading

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My Curiously Powerful Morality

Hi, I’m David Brooks, and you’ll be happy to know that I’ve read another book, or at least the introduction. That’s all it takes to send my intense cognitive powers off into immense caverns of thought. Today, I have a … Continue reading

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